Blue Balls and Push
Up Bras
Blue Balls and Long
Distance Calls
Blue Balls and
Southern Drawls
by Mandy Harbin
Genre: Romantic
Comedy, Contemporary Romance
I know
what you’re thinking. What the hell is this, and has Mandy lost her mind? Well,
lucidity arguments aside, this is a series of women and men being in luv, but
for whatever reason, can’t get a little some-some. Reasons will vary, but the
theme is the same. It was time for me to have a little fun, and if you don’t
know by now, I like to go big, or go home. So here’s my ballsy (pun totally
intended) series.
Reader
advisory: This book is part of a series that takes a fun look at life. You must
be comfortable with the f-bomb and reading sex scenes because there is
sex...eventually.
Blue Balls and Push-Up Bras (book one):
Sex
would be nice. But after giving birth, Sophie is a little self-conscious about
her body, and her husband, Sawyer, hasn’t even tried coming on to her. What’s a
girl to do? Don’t blab to your friends, that’s what! Their reaction is a mix of
shock and pity, but they unite under one common goal: to get her laid. In one
week, she’s going to show Sawyer just what he’s been neglecting. At her
reluctance, the girls all agree to break out their push-up bras for a night of
showing off their assets in support of her mission.
But
Sophie wants it now. The talk with her friends sparks her to be the initiator,
but when she tries turning on the charm, Sawyer still doesn’t give up the
goods. Now the only big O she’s getting is offended.
So she
hatches a little plan of her own...
Blue Balls and Long Distance Calls (Book two):
Life and
love are not always mutually exclusive, but power couple Morgan and Cooper seem
to have it all, including high-end jobs, and hot, hot sex. With no need to get
married, they livea happy lifeas a live-in couple.
But
looks are almost always deceiving. With demanding careers taking more and more
of their time awayfrom each other, Morgan has her doubts about where their
relationship is going. She decides to have a littlefun with Cooper on his next
business trip, knowing their crossroads might not keep them on the same path.
But she
never anticipates getting the shock of her life...
Blue Balls and Southern Drawls:
Taylor
Berry is the quintessential city girl who can read through someone’s B.S.
without batting an eyelash. Her no nonsense attitude is one her great friends
and awesome boyfriend love. When he asks her to go with him to his parents’
house for the weekend, she’s not sure what to expect, but hey, it’s a few days
and nights with the man she loves. What could go wrong with that?
Bryson
Reed is a country boy who always looks forward to going back home to Texas for
his family’s big annual reunion. A weekend of cookouts, fishing, and swimming.
What could be better? In fact, this year he’s taking his girlfriend, Taylor, to
introduce her to his family and join in on the fun. But the perfect weekend
he’d envision starts to fall apart right after they arrive. When his mom puts
Taylor in the guestroom … not in his old bedroom with him.
Taylor
is shocked at the sleeping arrangements, but gets furious when Bryson doesn’t
insist on them sleeping together. He thinks his mom is old fashioned and
doesn’t see the problem while Taylor wonders where the line is between
gentleman and momma’s boy.
Even
though Taylor is mad at Bryson for how he handles the situation, she thinks his
mom is up to something, and as the weekend progresses, she knows she’s right.
This weekend of sweet tea and feigned southern hospitality cannot end fast
enough.
But
when the truth comes out and secrets revealed, something else might come to an
end as well.
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